upsettingshorts:

Wow what a rouge you are

@upsettingshorts: NO STOP THAT PLEASE I KNOW IT WAS IRONIC BUT BUT BUT AAAAAARGH *implodes*

The only ‘misspelling’ I don’t really mind is “Gray Warden” instead of “Grey Warden” just because it does get a bit confusing for people who usually use ‘gray’.  It’ll still make me a little twitchy, but it’s understandable XD

(Source: dragonageconfessions)

whitethornwolf:

mrmojorisinn:

I could pee on this.

omg

Is it terrible that I imagined Anders writing all of these.

(via vieralynn)

nikolagriffin:

booblyss:

brita-nipples:

improvedme:

mission-tobeskinny:

I LOVE broccoli. I want to scream it from the mountain tops.

I like them, but I can never cook them right. :/

i love those little green trees

I love broccoli. So does my dog. The only vegetable he’ll eat.

I like ‘em cooked just tender best but will eat ‘em raw too.

I know someone who REALLY likes broccoli.

(Source: meltingthatfat)

bartender-desmond:

4mb4h:

starsandbars3:

guceubcuesu:

Fuck the popo

THIS IS THE MOST BADASS THING IVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE HELL YES.

WHAT OMG

QUICK! PULL AN ASSASSIN -blends-

Critical stealth check.

(Source: ForGIFs.com, via prince-of-spades)

heretherebdragons:

I actually cooked a thing tonight! And it was good! I made a pork pie, and there is exactly one small piece left (Eclipse and I demolished the rest of it, just the two of us). 

Years ago, I came across a recipe for pork pie that was amazingly delicious, but somewhere along the line, I lost the recipe. Wanting to find the recipe again, of course I started by looking online. I couldn’t find anything, though, that looked similar to what I remembered. Which is maybe not surprising, since the only thing I remembered was that it had three different kinds of pork (canned ham, sausage, and something else I couldn’t remember). And it didn’t use gelatin (which most of the “traditional” recipes seem to do). 

So, I made up my own recipe, using leftover New Years’ ham, some sage-flavored sausage, and BACON (because everything is better with bacon). I might tweak it in the future, but it really was utterly delicious. And super easy, considering I pretty much made it up on the spot.

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Because bacon DOES make everything better. Well, almost everything.

sosodeb:

ashkocane:

sur-demon:

                ANON THIS IS FOR YOU

my whole life i have been put down because of a choice i made. no one said i would amount to anything. no one has ever given me a hand out. no one has ever said it’s ok to hurt. no one said i would do anything. they all said i was worthless. anyone from my ex to blood relatives. no one ever saw anything in me. I was killed on oct 22nd 2011 and revived after five minutes only to awaken and be told that i would never walk again. 3 doctors and two nurses told me that everything from my waist down was useless. they told me to not even give the idea a chance. one year later and i have beaten homelessness, i have beaten death, i have beaten paralysis. I, a nobody, a broke down gangster. I don’t fight because I am strong. I don’t fight because I am brave. I fight because no one ever fought for me. Anon I know life is fucking with you right now and nothing seems worth it and no one is fighting for you but know this. I FIGHT FOR YOU.

so if you have no one to fight for fight for me too.

This is the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen. 

Don’t ever give up

This is a true hero.

(via lutecephysics)

tforge13:

owlmylove:

fedoratheexplorer:

is this real life

is this just fantasy

No way…no way

@Percy: I think this is the recipe I found a while ago? I vaguely remember talking about this during kbbq.

(Source: halmablog, via arbeekeypok)

With us, it is more like:

You laugh, I beat my head against something. You cry, I beat my head against something. You accidentally teleport to another dimension without a way home, I teleport after you with a way home and beat your head with something.

(via shineira)

(via shineira)

kakumei:

gastrogoodies:

Watermelon with Mint and Lime

Why haven’t I thought of this before? This would taste amazing afafsvrdfasdfaef

camobarbie:

This is the person your algebra problems warned you about.

There are algebra problems warning people about Aerel?

(via no-one-specific)

Still wondering how Percy stores these in her hair.

(Source: lovef00d, via kakumei)

thejollity:

HA

(via prince-of-spades)

wasagi:

ihaveplentyofoutlets:

anteatah:

chapitada:

butt-thedickrider:

airred:

geronimo-gal:

gamzeemacaroni:

hiddlered:

thneed-ler:

biggeringlikemydick:

slimegh0st:

gender test

-14

Nearly Masculine

I’M ALMOST A MAN AHH HAH HAH hehH UHAH UAHAA

34

feminine

12 

nearly feminine 

-29 masculine, oh

-20

masculine

…..

+8

androgyne wow okay was not expecting that

+5 androgyne

huh wow

-17 nearly masculine

ye

_{Androgynous +5 
ohso nice uUu}

androgynous +4
okay 

-17, I’m a nearly masculine guy. WHATEVER.

-17 - HAHAHA nearly masculine XD. That is interesting XD

-3

Androgynous, apparently.

(Source: vzade, via the-avenging-apprentice)

Wishing you all a good year.