shineira:

themyriadofcrap:

cherishubii:

blamemythrobbing-wanderlust:

fangirlingforeverz:

theclockworklady:

lizzledpink:

imyouraziraphale:

heatheralexa:

insidelime:

“Seventy-Five thousand homes were destroyed.”

Perfect.

“Every entry after that was the same way.”

Yes.

“And anyone?” I ask after a moment. 

Oh, okay. 

“Over the centuries, wine has been drunk out of a variety of glasses, ranging from heavy beakers to delicate crystal flutes.”

I don’t drink, so I can only assume this is a metaphor. …No, I still don’t know what this means.

” ‘But this one was walking, I tell you; and there ain’t no elm tree on the North Moors.’ “

welp.

“So well intended, and yet so insulting,”

Lol wut.

“I should head home actually,” I said.”I’m kinda tired.”

I’m okay with this.

“What did I do to deserve a girl under my feet day and night?”

Well, guess I’m playing for the other team now. 

“O, this is too dreadful.”

…

“Is it possible that the value in the field balance, after printing a card, ever gets a negative value if if gets lowered with the value of the field price? Give arguments to support your answer.”

Damnit.

“And so the legend grew of a mysterious group of enchanters who spirited children away.”

… if ANYONE makes another crack about me being a pedophile rapist, I am going to stab them.

clockwork-penguin:

duncesanddramas:

great-collapsing-hrung-disaster:

the1922:

you know, the internet. laugh it up.

Great movie, BTW.

Looks like he would get motion sickness after a while.

ROTATERS GONNA ROTATE

Ha! Nice one.

(Source: archonsandtaters)

great-collapsing-hrung-disaster:

the1922:

you know, the internet. laugh it up.

Great movie, BTW.

Looks like he would get motion sickness after a while.

(Source: archonsandtaters)

Never going back to Dovgayus. Had enough with crazy dwarf ladies.

(Source: hiddleston, via great-collapsing-hrung-disaster)

MAGIC.

(via wasagi)

shineira:

An das how u do eet :)

Classy.

create-neverland:

laughingsquid:

Ben & Jerry’s Euphori-Lock, An Ice Cream Pint Combination Lock

I need one for work

I need one on the whole pantry. Starting to think Percy has four stomachs…

marnaeileen asked: I saw on your list you had the Secret Garden crossed out--what's it about? :3

OOC:

I’m going to be really honest with you.  I read that book when I was like ten and I have no recollection whatsoever about the plot.  I just know that I’ve read it.

There was a girl and a garden and I really have no idea what else happens X’DDD

1. Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen 
2. The Lord of the Rings - JRR Tolkien
3. Jane Eyre - Charlotte Bronte
4. Harry Potter series - JK Rowling
5. To Kill a Mockingbird - Harper Lee
6. The Bible - Council of Nicea
7. Wuthering Heights - Emily Bronte 
8. Nineteen Eighty Four - George Orwell
9. His Dark Materials - Philip Pullman
10. Great Expectations - Charles Dickens
11. Little Women - Louisa M Alcott
12. Tess of the D’Urbervilles - Thomas Hardy
13. Catch 22 - Joseph Heller
14. Rebecca - Daphne Du Maurier
15. The Hobbit - JRR Tolkien 
16. Birdsong - Sebastian Faulk
17. Catcher in the Rye - JD Salinger
18. The Time Traveller’s Wife - Audrey Niffenegger
19. Middlemarch - George Eliot
20. Gone With The Wind - Margaret Mitchell
21. The Great Gatsby - F Scott Fitzgerald
22. Bleak House - Charles Dickens
23. War and Peace - Leo Tolstoy
24. The Hitch Hiker’s Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams
25. Brideshead Revisited - Evelyn Waugh
26. Crime and Punishment - Fyodor Dostoyevsky
27. Grapes of Wrath - John Steinbeck
28. Alice in Wonderland - Lewis Carroll
29. The Wind in the Willows - Kenneth Grahame
30. Anna Karenina - Leo Tolstoy
31. David Copperfield - Charles Dickens
32. Chronicles of Narnia - CS Lewis
33. Emma - Jane Austen
34. Persuasion - Jane Austen
35. The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe - CS Lewis
36. The Kite Runner - Khaled Hosseini
37. Captain Corelli’s Mandolin - Louis De Bernieres
38. Memoirs of a Geisha - Arthur Golden
39. Winnie the Pooh - AA Milne
40. Animal Farm - George Orwell
41. The Da Vinci Code - Dan Brown
42. One Hundred Years of Solitude - Gabriel Garcia Marquez
43. A Prayer for Owen Meaney - John Irving
44. The Woman in White - Wilkie Collins
45. Anne of Green Gables - LM Montgomery
46. Far From The Madding Crowd - Thomas Hardy
47. The Handmaid’s Tale - Margaret Atwood
48. Lord of the Flies - William Golding
49. Atonement - Ian McEwan
50. Life of Pi - Yann Martel
51. Dune - Frank Herbert
52. Cold Comfort Farm - Stella Gibbons
53. Sense and Sensibility - Jane Austen
54. A Suitable Boy - Vikram Seth
55. The Shadow of the Wind - Carlos Ruiz Zafon
56. A Tale Of Two Cities - Charles Dickens
57. Brave New World - Aldous Huxley
58. The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-time - Mark Haddon
59. Love In The Time Of Cholera - Gabriel Garcia Marquez
60. Of Mice and Men - John Steinbeck
61. Lolita - Vladimir Nabokov
62. The Secret History - Donna Tartt
63. The Lovely Bones - Alice Sebold 
64. Count of Monte Cristo - Alexandre Dumas
65. On The Road - Jack Kerouac
66. Jude the Obscure - Thomas Hardy
67. Bridget Jones’s Diary - Helen Fielding
68. Midnight’s Children - Salman Rushdie 
69. Moby Dick - Herman Melville
70. Oliver Twist - Charles Dickens
71. Dracula - Bram Stoker 
72. The Secret Garden - Frances Hodgson Burnett
73. Notes From A Small Island - Bill Bryson
74. Ulysses - James Joyce 
75. The Bell Jar - Sylvia Plath
76. Swallows and Amazons - Arthur Ransome
77. Germinal - Emile Zola
78. Vanity Fair - William Makepeace Thackeray
79. Possession - AS Byatt
80. A Christmas Carol - Charles Dickens
81. Cloud Atlas - David Mitchell
82. The Color Purple - Alice Walker
83. The Remains of the Day - Kazuo Ishiguro
84. Madame Bovary - Gustave Flaubert
85. A Fine Balance - Rohinton Mistry
86. Charlotte’s Web - EB White
87. The Five People You Meet In Heaven - Mitch Albom
88. Adventures of Sherlock Holmes - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
89. The Faraway Tree Collection - Enid Blyton
90. Heart of Darkness - Joseph Conrad
91. The Little Prince - Antoine De Saint-Exupery 
92. The Wasp Factory - Iain Banks
93. Watership Down - Richard Adams
94. A Confederacy of Dunces - John Kennedy Toole 
95. A Town Like Alice - Nevil Shute
96. The Three Musketeers - Alexandre Dumas
97. Hamlet - William Shakespeare
98. Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Roald Dahl
99. Les Miserables - Victor Hugo

Only 27/99… I need to get around to reading some of these.  (Although I did not count the ones I never managed to finish reading.  Otherwise there would probably be another ten or so crossed out.)

(Source: fellowshipofthetwat, via cypheroftyr)

free-parking:

An anonymous author’s novel written on the walls of an abandoned house in Chongqing, China

Is it a good novel?

(via zipplo)

pancakesandplaid:

dragonloafs:

bampire:

pibolarbears:

dezzoi:

redundantz:

mydickwontstopbiggering:

pookiebrr:

ammodramus:

biggeringlikemydick:

me and my ships

(Source: danfurys)

That explains a whole lot.

(Source: yakyuu, via bessarion)

deathbearbrown:

Cannibal Confections now featured on Fab.
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After creating an installation of plaster casts of a human skull, artist Marina Malvada had a flash of inspiration. She combined her sculptural skills with an appreciation for fine, rich chocolate to develop wickedly delicious life-sized chocolate skulls. Each hand-cast piece is a work of art daring you to devour it.

Sooo… what you’re saying is that this chocolate is as big as my head. Sold.

That much chocolate AND a chance to freak out my friends? I like where this could be going…

A fine idea.

(Source: scottzzzz, via only-i-remember-krennel)

t3hraerae:

Lawl.

… uncanny timing.