nikolagriffin:

booblyss:

brita-nipples:

improvedme:

mission-tobeskinny:

I LOVE broccoli. I want to scream it from the mountain tops.

I like them, but I can never cook them right. :/

i love those little green trees

I love broccoli. So does my dog. The only vegetable he’ll eat.

I like ‘em cooked just tender best but will eat ‘em raw too.

I know someone who REALLY likes broccoli.

(Source: meltingthatfat)

bartender-desmond:

4mb4h:

starsandbars3:

guceubcuesu:

Fuck the popo

THIS IS THE MOST BADASS THING IVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE HELL YES.

WHAT OMG

QUICK! PULL AN ASSASSIN -blends-

Critical stealth check.

(Source: ForGIFs.com, via prince-of-spades)

heretherebdragons:

I actually cooked a thing tonight! And it was good! I made a pork pie, and there is exactly one small piece left (Eclipse and I demolished the rest of it, just the two of us). 

Years ago, I came across a recipe for pork pie that was amazingly delicious, but somewhere along the line, I lost the recipe. Wanting to find the recipe again, of course I started by looking online. I couldn’t find anything, though, that looked similar to what I remembered. Which is maybe not surprising, since the only thing I remembered was that it had three different kinds of pork (canned ham, sausage, and something else I couldn’t remember). And it didn’t use gelatin (which most of the “traditional” recipes seem to do). 

So, I made up my own recipe, using leftover New Years’ ham, some sage-flavored sausage, and BACON (because everything is better with bacon). I might tweak it in the future, but it really was utterly delicious. And super easy, considering I pretty much made it up on the spot.

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Because bacon DOES make everything better. Well, almost everything.

sosodeb:

ashkocane:

sur-demon:

                ANON THIS IS FOR YOU

my whole life i have been put down because of a choice i made. no one said i would amount to anything. no one has ever given me a hand out. no one has ever said it’s ok to hurt. no one said i would do anything. they all said i was worthless. anyone from my ex to blood relatives. no one ever saw anything in me. I was killed on oct 22nd 2011 and revived after five minutes only to awaken and be told that i would never walk again. 3 doctors and two nurses told me that everything from my waist down was useless. they told me to not even give the idea a chance. one year later and i have beaten homelessness, i have beaten death, i have beaten paralysis. I, a nobody, a broke down gangster. I don’t fight because I am strong. I don’t fight because I am brave. I fight because no one ever fought for me. Anon I know life is fucking with you right now and nothing seems worth it and no one is fighting for you but know this. I FIGHT FOR YOU.

so if you have no one to fight for fight for me too.

This is the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen. 

Don’t ever give up

This is a true hero.

(via lutecephysics)

tforge13:

owlmylove:

fedoratheexplorer:

is this real life

is this just fantasy

No way…no way

@Percy: I think this is the recipe I found a while ago? I vaguely remember talking about this during kbbq.

(Source: halmablog, via arbeekeypok)

With us, it is more like:

You laugh, I beat my head against something. You cry, I beat my head against something. You accidentally teleport to another dimension without a way home, I teleport after you with a way home and beat your head with something.

(via shineira)

Still wondering how Percy stores these in her hair.

(Source: lovef00d, via kakumei)

wasagi:

ihaveplentyofoutlets:

anteatah:

chapitada:

butt-thedickrider:

airred:

geronimo-gal:

gamzeemacaroni:

hiddlered:

thneed-ler:

biggeringlikemydick:

slimegh0st:

gender test

-14

Nearly Masculine

I’M ALMOST A MAN AHH HAH HAH hehH UHAH UAHAA

34

feminine

12 

nearly feminine 

-29 masculine, oh

-20

masculine

…..

+8

androgyne wow okay was not expecting that

+5 androgyne

huh wow

-17 nearly masculine

ye

_{Androgynous +5 
ohso nice uUu}

androgynous +4
okay 

-17, I’m a nearly masculine guy. WHATEVER.

-17 - HAHAHA nearly masculine XD. That is interesting XD

-3

Androgynous, apparently.

(Source: vzade, via the-avenging-apprentice)

chickendoodlesoup:

BroccoTree

Made it for a Christmas party. Beneath the broccoli is celery to create a frame.

Yep; that’s my face. And sorry for the horrible photo quality thanks to my phone.

Percy made a pretty cool tree thing out of vegetables for a party she went to. She says the topper is an angel, but I think it bears a close resemblance to our airship.

partialproof:

When throwing a punch:

rudimentarypinay:

asinheavenasinhell:

thnafu:

• Use the hand you write with.

• Make a fist with your thumb outside, not tucked inside. If it’s tucked inside your fist, when you punch someone, you might break your thumb. The thumb goes across your fingers, not on the side.

• Don’t be like in the movies—don’t aim for the face. Face punches don’t usually stop people, and you can miss when they duck their head or break your hand on their jaw. If you want to get away quickly, or end a fight, aim for the chest, or the ribs. If you really want to do some damage, e.g., you’re being attacked, aim for the throat, which will make it hard for your attacker to breathe for a hot minute.

• When you punch, you want to aim and hit with your first two knuckles. Not the flats of your fingers, and not your ring or pinky knuckles, which can break more easily. You can use your weight, if you’re on your feet, to add wallop, and spring into a punch with your feet and torso.

Useful information, esp. if you haven’t taken self defense.

PUNK TIPS:

-GRASP A LIGHTER IN YOUR HAND WHEN SWINGING

-DONT BE AFRAID TO AIM FOR THE GROIN

-STOMACH PUNCHES ARE MOST EFFECTIVE

-IF YOU HAVE STEEL TOE BOOTS, FUCKING USE THEM

Why would anyone want to put their thumbs inside their fists anyway? It seems… intuitively impractical. (Maybe I am just used to punching people.)

(Source: am-buh, via circumlocutionist)

Did the same thing once, but my friends should know by now not to surprise me…

(Source: theamericankid, via honor-among-thieves-deactivated)

Hehe.

(via orenjimaru)

thebitterthesweet:

brennacedria:

moodymarshmallow:

kisssanitygoodbye:

wadebramwilson:

katiebour:

katiebour is lowering the IQ of the whole street.

LOL.  

seems legit.

/still laughing

Bram’s real name: is not hungry enough to play in the hunger games. True enough.
But Bram on the other hand, is a BAMF qtpie.

kisssanitygoodbye is HAVING TOO MANY FEELS.

Ain’t that the truth.

moodymarshmallow is a cabbage.

BrennaCeDria is not a housekeeper.

(good thing hubby is obsessive for me. >.>)

“Tyr is way too sugoii to even take this test.”

Um damn right I am…?

Aerel what does sugoii mean is this some newfangled Common slang.

(OOC: Whoops wrong blog SHHHH YOU SAW NOTHING)

(Source: kappaskulljoke)

theimpendingdoom:

deepchrome:

inverted-mind-inc:

cavejohnson-ceo-tier:

Here at Aperture, we appreciate a good joke. Poor sucker lost a few teeth and suffered a concussion, but it was all in good fun.

Gotta love science!

Saw that one on YouTube a while back, and I think I’ve more or less thought it felt like a stunt some nutjobs at Aperture would pull for an April Fool’s. So funny. Ahahaha.

FUS RO DAH

That looks rather painful.

And also brings to mind my recent stupidity involving the bomb and the unconsciousness and the flying out of a building…

(via the-avenging-apprentice)

Ehehe I said this to Thoradin once.

(via the-avenging-apprentice)