I learned afterwards that looking really serious while complimenting people makes them think you are being sarcastic.  

Well… at least Aerel was happy.

How my eyes work.  Er, eye. The other one… does not work.

Friend said I was like a kitty and then called me a marshmallow kitty and patted me on the head.  I was very confused.  And then I imagined what a marshmallow kitty might look like.

Still confused, by the way.

That Investor who keeps bothering us and trying to convince us to go around mass murdering innocent people.  I really hate this guy…

Percy grinning about something or the other.

Aerel trying to be charming and handsomeful.

Me.  Probably hungry, judging from the facial expression.

[ OOC: I totally drew this just so I could figure out how his nose worked, ngl. It’s kinda… point-uppy at the tip and was hard to translate from my lazier doodle style because it was so… uppy.  GUYS HOW DO I ENGLISH. ]

30) And finally: write a letter to yourself.

Dear Tyr,
Stop being such a dumbass.
Sincerely,
Your Neglected Brain

Dear Tyr,
You should have seen that coming.
Yours truly,
Missed Opportunity

Dear Tyr,
Could you be any more useless and unreliable?
From,
Guilty Conscience 

Wow, somebody is terribly gloomy.  Try writing something more positive, will you?
— Lord Handsomefulness Aerel Sir 

Dear Tyr,
I cannot believe you are not dead yet.
Sincerely,
Life

Do I need to define ‘positive’ for you?  Clearly all this negativity is a sign that you need some pampering time.  I order you to join me for a nail polish party at 2000 hours.  Tardiness is unacceptable and punishable by that sparkly pink bottle you adamantly refuse to put anywhere near your toes and fingers.
— Lord Handsomefulness Aerel Sir

Dear Tyr,
At least you are not Aerel.
Best of luck,
Sanity 

29) How do you smell? Do you wear perfume or cologne?

This is a very strange question… 

I used to be a thief, so I am accustomed to sneaking around unnoticed.  No point in being quiet and hiding if they can smell you a mile away, right?  Reeking of lilacs or whatever is not the definition of subtlety, so unless I need to wear a fragrance for a very specific reason like suffocating myself via strong floral odours, I would avoid these scented things.  

So at most, I guess I would smell like soap when I am clean, and… smell like whatever I was doing when I am not clean?  For example, dragonslaying makes you smell very burnt and bloody, and cookie baking makes you smell like cookies.

28) If your life was a genre, what would it be?

A black comedy.

27) Pick two songs that describe yourself at two different points of your life, and explain why you chose them.

Cannot think of any songs that would be suitable.  At no point in my life did I have drunken orgies or seduce any buxom beauties (and if I did, I would not tell you), so I think that rules out all the songs I know.

26) Second day of favourites!  Favourite comfort food, favourite vice, favourite outfit, favourite hot drink, favourite time of year, and favourite holiday.

Comfort food: Cookies, and lots of them.  Preferably chocolate chip cookies, those ones are the tastiest kind.

Vice: … I flip tables when angry?

Outfit: I like clothes that are plain, functional, and comfortable, preferably dark and neutral in colour.  No specific outfit I like best, but I am very attached to my boots.

Hot drink: Hot chocolate.

Time of year: Well, my favourite season is autumn.

Holiday: I tend to like all of them just for the various festive moods, but I think I like Sehanine’s Day the best.  I get an excuse to eat lots of chocolate.  I tend to get a lot too, for some reason, no idea where it all comes from.

25) Describe your hands.  Are they small, long, calloused, smooth, stubby?

My hands are pretty thin and bony and I have long fingers.  I keep my nails trimmed short so they do not get in the way of doing things.  My hands are heavily calloused because of all the daggers and random things I do, like climb up buildings.  Aside from the callouses, they are in good shape because I try to take care of them somewhat.  I need my hands a lot, so I do not want anything bad happening to them.

24) What might your ideal romantic partner be?

Somebody I would love too much to throttle.  I am a simple person, do not need much.

23) Are you superstitious?

Not particularly, but sometimes I think the deities I worship are messing with me.  Please do not tell them I said this, they could be listening.  Would prefer not to add “smote by goddesses” to my growing list of bizarre things that have happened to me personally.

And black cats are adorable, how could they possibly be unlucky?

Rough sketch of Percy teleporting and doing crazy magic thingies I do not understand.  Might make it nicer later, but since I scribbled this on a bored whim, a cleaner version is unlikely.